haish .
nw playing UNO wib enid .
lols .
lamee right ?
hahas .
today
i didnt see dhat gurl .
its quite heartening laa .
was late to school today .
yeah yeah yeah .
dhen walk in th class wib MrsLiaw teaching .
dhen blablabla .
ouh yeaa .
gortt a very funny video SongHong send me-
White House Spoof .
cant upload it .
cuz my USB spoil .
i just tell you all briefly .
Dialogue session wib president bushStarring:
George W Bush
(President of United States)
Condolezza Rice
{aka Condi}
(Secrtary of state, USA)
Guest starring :
Hu Jin Tao
(President, Republic of China)
Yasser Arafat
(Former president of PLA)
Kofi Amman
(Secretary General of UN )
*BACK AT TH WHITE HOUSE*
Mary: Mr President, Condoleeza Rica is here to see you.
President Bush: Good, send her in.
Mary: Yes sir
*Condoleeza enters*
Condie: Good marning mr president!
President: oh condoleeza, nice to see you. whads happening ?
Condie: Well mr president, i have th report here about th new leader of China.
President: Great Condi, lay it on me.
Condie: Mr president, Hu is th new leader of China
President: Well, thats whad i want to knw.
Condie: But dhats whad im telling you, Mr president.
President: Well, dhats whad im asking you, Condie. Who is th new leader of China?
Condie: Yes.
President: I mean th leader's name.
Condie: Hu.
President: The guy in China.
Condie: Hu.
President: The new leader of China.
Condie: Hu.
President: The Chinaman!
Condie: Hu is leading China, Mr president .
President: Whaddya' asking me for?!
Condie: I'm telling you Hu's leading China.
President: Well im asking you Condie. Who is leading China?
Condie: Thats th man's name.
President: Thats who's name?
Condie: Yes.
President: Will you or will you not tell me th name of th new leader in China?
Condie: Yes sir.
President: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I tot he was in th MiddleEast.
Condie: Thats correct.
President: dhen who is in China?
Condie: Yes Sir.
President:Yassir is in China?
Condie: No sir.
President: Then who is?
Condie: Yes sir
President: Yassir?
Condie: No sir.
*Pause and President crumples paper*
President: Condie you are starting to p*** me off now. Why dont you get me th Secretary General of th UN on th fone.
Conde: Kofi Annan?
President: No thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with dhat *censored* crap.
Codie: You want Kofi ?
president: No.
Condie: You dont want Kofi.
President: No, But now dhat you mention it, i could use a glass of milk. And then get me th UN.
Condie: Yes sir.
President: Not Yassir! Th guy at th UN!
Condie: Kofi?
President: MILK! Will you please make dhat call ?
Condie: And call who?
President: Well, who is th guy at th UN?
Condie: No, Hu is th guy in China.
President: Will you stay out of China?!
condie: Yes sir
President: And stay out of th MiddleEast! Just get me th guy at th UN!
Condie: Kofi.
President: ALL RIGHT! WITH CREAM AND TWO SUGAR! Now get ON th phone!
*Condie calls UN*
Condie: Hello, Rice here
President: Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls too, Condie. Maybe we shuld send some to th guy in china. And th MiddleEast.
*phone slamms*
BG: (i dunnoe made by who. i think its th president.)"Can you get Chinese food in MiddleEast?" "idunknow."
*door slamms*
tot it was very funny seh.
you try seraching in youtube
i dun knw if dhey hab anortt .
and btws,
yongli was lyk so cleverr can anortt?
he go play my MagicCube,
dhen play for lyk 5-10mins liddat he solved it.
ouhMyGawwwwwdddd!
And SongHong,
i want it back by tmr.
or im gonna whack you .
